*places a bullhorn firmly to
lips, wipes nervous sweat from brow and announces…*
I’m going on vacation!
*waits for lightning to strike
her dead*
*after a few moments of continued
survival, risks a small smile and furthers…*
Not only am I going away to an actual tourist spot with the entirety of
my family, I am staying at a cabin way up on a mountain where WI-FI does not
reach.
*gulps*
That’s right.
Cut off.
Completely.
Which means…
*nervously checks both flanks for
the Four Horseman and their apocalyptic crew*
No blog.
For a week.
*downs an unhealthy shot of
Pepto-Bismol*
For the first time since January, a new Chloe Stowe blog will not grace
the world every day.
This will in fact be the last blog until my return to wireless humanity
next Saturday.
I think I’m going to be sick.
To say that I’ve come to rely on the regularity of writing this blog
every darn day like a crutch would be entirely correct and very insightful on
your part. Well done.
So, a little bit of nausea is expected, right?
Yeah, well, we’re just going to pretend it is and move on.
I will be back.
And you will be back to read my nonsense… right?
Yeah, well, we’re just going to trust that you will be and move on.
*straightens spine, holds head
high, and departs with minimal nervous twitching*
Until next Saturday…
Chloe
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