Saturday, June 14, 2014

No Bowl for You!

Handling a sequel is a lot like handling a bowl full of jell-o… without the bowl.

Oh, there is some slight definition to it…

You know how long it needs to be (same length as its prequel).

You know who the lead characters will be; heck, you’ve even got their names all picked out and shined up to a reader-friendly glow.

You know the genre; i.e. no zombies popping up at the wedding if there were no undead during the courtship.

You’ve even got your major characters’ personalities already established in your head. By this point they’re probably living, breathing souls camped out on the couch inside your head. You not only know what makes them hot and handsomely bothered, you know how they take their coffee.

But…

Beyond these parameters  (which are a little more wobbly than you can imagine; you are, after all, the author of the whole mess and if you really want to put an undead guy in there, you can… of course, all hope for Book Three is probably out the window, along with any prospects of the straight-lace romance publishing house ever knocking on your door again. So you’re left asking yourself:  Is a zombie really worth it?), all the normal basics a romance writer relies upon are missing.

You’ve already been there and done that.

Such as…

How the lover’s meet.

First kiss.

First laugh.

First grope.

First fast and dirty sex-capade.

First night of making sweet love.

First break-up.

First “I love you.”

All these bulwarks of a romance novel are denied the writer of a sequel.

You, you fine maker of best-selling jell-o, are denied your bowl.

The best advice I can give the first-time sequel writer is this… Wear an apron. Things are going to get messy.

Until tomorrow…

Chloe

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