Monday, May 18, 2015

Ant-icipation

“Welcome home, Chloe!”… chortle the 4.3 million ants who have moved into my wee-tiny garden during my far-from-planned sabbatical.

I believe this predicament well explains the lateness of this post and its wee-tiny brevity.

With approximately 2.7 million wee-tiny deaths on my hands as of the 2 o’clock hour, I have about 6 ½ hours of sunlight remaining to slaughter the rest of ant-kind.

Wish me a steady hand.

Until tomorrow…

Chloe     

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