The requirements are simple if not completely common…
5’8”-ish.
120-130lbs, depending on the
availability of good chocolate.
Slender, fit, lightly tanned.
Long dark hair, green eyes, a
blink and you’d miss it Southern accent (important to the latent curve and pout
of the mouth).
But here comes the tricky part…
Must have a fully functioning
brain with no hiccups of panic or bouts of “annoying-the-crap” out of everyone.
Must have a mind that not only
embraces normalcy but defines it.
No chemical anomalies of gray
matter between the ears.
The ability to interact
gracefully with other human beings is key. In fact, it is a deal-breaker.
This will be a part-time position until family co-mingling time is over
and said-blogger is back in her tiny garden in her tiny backyard in her
coral-colored house in Florida.
Compensation will include time with a very nice and loving family who
deserve soooooo much better than what they’ve currently got with me.
Thank you and good day.
Until tomorrow…
Chloe
Post-note: I’m ready to go back home where just being me is
occasionally enough.
Post-note addendum: Sorry. Self-pity smacked me a good one this
morning. Hopefully I’ve got it out of my system now. Once again, apologies.
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